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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 20:44

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”